Sunday, December 5, 2010

England's failed World Cup bid - on a lighter note.

Where England actually got it all wrong with their failed bid was wheeling out Lord Beckham and Prince William. The person they needed was Gazza. Can you imagine the delight on the faces of the delegates had Gazza walked in wearing comedy breasts and carrying a fishing rod, some chicken and a can of lager for each one of them?
He would have been great copy at the lectern too 'I've known Blatty for a long time like, since he was a bouncer in Newcastle way back like, he's a good lad really, just a bit misunderstood like'. Next time boys, bring along a real national treasure.